Thursday, May 10, 2007

Cunt of the Day - Alliterative Co-Cunts

For the first time in the long and illustrious history of Cuntwatch, we have co-Cunts of the Day. While the blogosphere has beaten this to death over the past week, it's impossible not to award the cunty crown(s) to Crazy Christians Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort for their performance in the debate televised on Nightline last night against the Rational Response Squad.

As noted, these cunts have been well documented in the blogosphere, and we hate to beat a dead cunt. But this was really a no-brainer. Pun very much intended.

Let's recap. Two weeks ago, when the debate was announced, Comfort was quoted as saying,

"Most people equate atheism with intellectualism, but it's actually an
intellectual embarrassment. I am amazed at how many people think that God's
existence is a matter of faith. It's not, and I will prove it at the debate -
once and for all. This is not a joke. I will present undeniable scientific proof
that God exists."

So some New Zealander with a gay porn 'stache that has no theological training, let alone scientific education, along with his sidekick, a former 80's child actor/teen idol, is going to answer the question that has eluded the brightest minds in the history of mankind. We're intrigued.

We won't review the whole debate, which you can find all over the web, particularly at Nightline's website. (A runner up for Cunt of the Day was whoever produced this mess and made what should have been an interesting debate a nearly unwatchable mess. For further analysis on the horrible production, see The Friendly Atheist's take on the topic.)

But we digress. The focus is on Cuntfort's statement that he would "presend undeniable scientific proof" that God exists. What was that proof? To paraphrase, "If paintings require painters, and buildings require builders, then creation requires a creator."

This "proof" has been so thoroughly manhandled by anyone with a mustard seed of intellectual honesty that most respectable Christians even laugh at it. While we shouldn't be surprised that Comfort pulled this garbage out of his gaping rectum, we were hoping for a little more bat-shit crazy, and a little less juvenille apologetics.

Cameron could capture co-cunt with Comfort just for showing up, but not to be outdone, he showed how much he learned about Darwinian evolution while studying under this noted scientist by vomiting out that there are no transitional fossils. His argument was, essentially, "You don't have a fossil of a half-cow/half-frog, therefore Jesus will smite you."

The saddest part of this whole fiasco is that there are plenty of Krazy Kristians out there that buy into this nonsense, refusing to educate themselves for fear of Jesus' wrath. So congratulations Co-Cunts. You have taken douchebaggery to a whole, shiny new level.

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